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Satisfyer Penguin | Air Pulse Technology | 11 Pressure Wave Intensities | Waterproof (IPX7) | Rechargeable Battery | Skin-Friendly Silicone

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Given the price point and warranty of this toy, it’s a bargain if I ever saw one. Not only is this a great, powerful, reliable sex toy that you can get used to incorporating quite seamlessly into your sex life, but it also comes with a very, very long warranty, meaning you will never have to go without it. This toy really does feel like a “he” to me rather than an “it” because of the anthropomorphic design. I’ll switch to “it” while I’m discussing function, because it gets kind of weird otherwise.) It Goes to Eleven

I know of at least one trans man who also enjoys this toy, but I don’t know how universally that applies. If you’re a trans guy on T, the larger nozzle of the Penguin might work for you during transition – but I don’t know for sure. If you’re willing to try it out and let me know, I’ll add that information to this review.

How Do I Not Kink Shame?

There is something to be said about toys that can be used specifically for foreplay (finger vibes, which is another review for another day, is an example that springs to mind). You slip them out of your naughty drawer with a grin on your face and excitement tingling through you at the idea of your partner using a toy on you or of getting yourself into the mood for more during your me-time.

During our trial and error phase of testing this toy together, I realized that it was not at all comfortable wedged between us in any girl-on-top position. This is how I use most of my bullet or finger vibrators, so I naturally had to think a bit outside the box. We eventually settled on a sideways position that allows a free hand of mine to keep the toy in place without it even touching him at all. About the company Pushing myself to the absolute brink with this toy was some of the most fun I think I’ve ever had with a sex toy by myself. While I was only able to match her 5 orgasms and not exceed them, by the 4th, the cum was streaming out of me. Having a fifth felt impossible after a squirting orgasm, but I pushed past it and had yet another squirting-orgasm. I had no idea that could even happen. Conclusion: this is the fireworks show. Made from super-soft, body-friendly, medical-grade silicone that's smooth to the touch and extremely hygienic

Specifications and features

Make your holiday giving even brighter and more magical with the Satisfyer Penguin Holiday Edition! Just in time for celebrations, the air pressure specialists at Satisfyer took their best-selling Penguin Pro and dressed it up with a cute little removable winter hat and scarf. It also comes in a festive red box that looks great with a bow on top. Suzannah Weiss explained it best in this Glamour article: “This was bringing out a whole new side of me...I felt insatiable, I felt limitless, I felt like a sex goddess. Despite the fact that my clit was aching [by that point], I was too curious to see how far this could go to call it a night…” When it comes to positions with the Satisfyer Penguin, I had to do a bit of troubleshooting. Initially, I used this toy on myself, and everything was fine. I attempted to use it laying down at first and within 30 seconds of use (not joking), I doused my bedsheets. The next time I used the toy, I attempted to use it standing up (to avoid the waterfall on my nice clean sheets) but found that the toy’s power actually made my knees a bit weak (again, not joking).

You could use this toy 30 times (if you were using for around 2 minutes each) between charges, which is around what I’ve been averaging. There's a market for each and every one of them and that's fine. Did You Know that Being Kinky is Actually Really Normal?I was so thrilled to receive a Satisfyer Pro Penguin last month. I got my hands on it at Erofame in Hanover, Germany. I was very curious to see how the Pro Penguin compared after trying the Womanizer W100, the Womanizer Pro and the Satisfyer Pro Plus. These are all suction devices and they work on the principle that the clitoris can be stimulated without the need for actually touching it. They have proven to be highly popular around the world and many women report experiencing intense and rapid orgasms with them.

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